Indo-Italian diplomatic row deepens
In direct response to Italy’s decision to not send back two marines charged with killing of fishermen back to India to face trial, the UPA Govt. in India has decided not to send the...
View ArticleNew Canadian Immigration Law Makes “proper married life” Obligatory for Two...
In an ongoing effort to deter people from using fraud marriages to cheat their way into Canada, Citizenship and Immigration Canada introduced a new regulation that requires sponsored spouses live in a...
View ArticlePope Francis to give up traditional Papal boxers, favoring austere lifestyle
Setting a new precedent, the newly elected simple living Catholic leader opted out from wearing traditional holy boxer shorts. The gold-coated Papal Boxers – Biancheria intima di papa – is part of the...
View ArticleTrump all set to prove yet another comedian wrong
Donald Trump is on a roll. After successfully disproving claims of his Orangutan ancestry, the famously outspoken real estate tycoon is all set to make out with Ann Coulter, to prove another comedian...
View Article“Honesty in dishonesty: A virtue for the 21st century”
Dear Countrymen, It has been a long time since I have written something for The Wadiyan. To be honest, for the last couple of years, I was keeping myself busy reading Decision Points at my home in...
View ArticleU.S. Senate tables bill to ban John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’
More than 40 years after its conception, John Lennons’s classic track ‘Imagine’ is still stirring nationwide controversy. In the ongoing senate session, the republican candidate from Texas Senator Lee...
View ArticleThousands celebrate annual piss-in-the-snow day in Canada
In spite of bone chilling sub-zero temperature and frosty wind, thousands of Canadians went out to celebrate the annual Piss-in-the-Snow (PITS) day in various cities across the nation on Friday. “It’s...
View ArticleUS’s plan to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked
In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation. The...
View ArticleJob Report: Canada facing a severe shortage of skilled lap dancers
A recent labor market survey reports a shortage of over 300,000 skilled lap dancers in Canada. According to Canadian employers, the top positions they find most difficult in finding skilled candidates...
View ArticlePoll: One-third of Americans believe Obama not spanking Michelle enough
Despite overwhelming evidence and testimonials about the American roots and Christian faith of the President, roughly one-third of the registered voters in the U.S. do not believe that Obama spanking...
View ArticleMiraculous Black Baby Born to White Parents in Arkansas
Locals and friends of Mary and Joseph Smith in Arkansas got quite a surprise when a miraculous Black baby was born to the God-fearing White parents. Joseph and Mary, stunned parents of the little black...
View ArticleKim Jong-un threatens Peanut Butter Missile strike on the U.S.
Kim Jong-un, the Supreme leader of North Korea threatened the United States today with a preemptive Peanut Butter Missile strike, raising the level of rhetoric as the U.S. has begun deploying groups of...
View ArticleAirlines to Charge Extra for Sitting Beside Sexy Cabin Crew
If you’re flying this summer to the US, be prepared to pay a supplementary fee to grab your seat beside that hot cabin crew of your dreams. As per the newly unveiled policy by the American Airlines,...
View ArticleAirline wraps passenger suffering from uncontrollable flatulence inside a...
Just when you think you have heard it all, in a very unfortunate scenario, a passenger is seen wrapped up inside a plastic bag while flying, reports Huffington Post. Although the reason for the mishap...
View ArticleMontreal Police Arrest 5-year-old Boy for Assaulting Cop with a Water Gun
Olivier Hanks, a 5-year-old boy from Montreal, was taken into police custody on Monday and questioned after an alleged assassination attempt at the Police Commissioner using a squirt gun. According to...
View ArticleHardworking Hooker Quits Profession to Join Politics
A hardworking local prostitute in Aladeenburg decided to quit her legitimate career to join dirty, greedy politics. Aladeenburg’s mayoral candidate Ladiiz Washrum admitted during a TV interview Friday...
View Article“Boston Bombers are Not True Muslims”- Taliban
Mulla Rahmanullah, the Commander of Taliban’s international operations, condemned claims that portrayed the accused Boston bombers as True Muslims. “They are NOT true Muslims,” tweeted the commander in...
View ArticleHolding Mass Prayer Could Increase Success Rate of Space Missions, Study Finds
A recent study conducted by the Failure Analysis Committee (FAC) of the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) found that holding mass prayer prior to launching rocket could increase the success...
View ArticleSatire News Evokes Serious Debate on Gun Control
A satire news story published by the Associated Press, about a 2-year old girl in Kentucky getting shot by her own 5-year old brother (!) shook the nation yesterday. As per the story that needs some...
View ArticleNinja Shake!
YouTubers around the world were searching for the next sensational video after Gangnam style and Harlem shake. While Psy’s Gentleman couldn’t quite repeat the magic of Gangnam style, a bunch of boys...
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